Pappu: Papa Pyar Ek Virus Hai Santa: Aur Ye Darvaje Ke Piche Rakha Latth Antivirus Hai Kahe To Abhi Tera Sistam Skan Kar Do
Jeeto: How many times must I tell you, Pappu - that one must keep one's eyes closed during prayer? Pappu: Yes mamma, how do you know my eyes were not closed?
"Hey, Mom," asked Pappu, "Can you please give me 100 bucks?" "Certainly not!" answered Jeeto. "If you do," Pappu went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid, when you were at the beauty saloon." His mother's ears perked up and grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? what did he say?" "He said, 'Hey Meera, make sure you wash my handkerchief properly.'"
Teacher (sternly): Pappu, where's your homework? Pappu: My dog ate it. Teacher: I've been a teacher for 18 years. Do you really expect me to believe that? Pappu: It's true, Ma'm! I swear. I had to force him, but he ate it!
Pappu returns from school and says he got an 'F' in Maths. 'Why?' asks his father? The teacher asked, "How much is 2x3 and I said 6, replies Pappu. Santa: But that's right! Yeah, but then she asked me, "How much is 3x2?", adds Pappu. "What's the f**king difference?" asks Santa. Pappu: That's what I said!
Pappu: My girlfriend is like an iPad. Bunty: That's weird. But still, how? Pappu: I don't have an iPad.