Teacher: Who was Akbar? Pappu: Akbar was Gay. Teacher: What? Are you mad? Why did you say that? Pappu: We have heard about Laila-Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Sohni-Mahiwal and even Romeo-Juliet who were all different gender couples; but Akbar-Birbal!
Teacher: You haven't listened to a word I've said. Are you having trouble hearing? Pappu: No, ma'm. I'm having trouble listening!
Pappu: You're like a drug to me. Girlfriend: Because you're hooked to me? Pappu: No. Because you're ruining my life!
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up? Pappu: I want to be a millionaire, just like my dad. Teacher: Wow, your dad's a millionaire? Pappu: No, but he always wanted to be one!
Biology Teacher: What is Aloe Vera? Pappu: It's a Punjabi sister/brother offering something to his elder brother!