Pappu: Yaar Pariksha Ki Sari Taiyari Ho Gai! Banti: Yah To Bahut Badhiya Baat Hai! Pappu: Ha! Pen Pencil Skal Rabada Sab Taiyar Hain Bas Ab Padhana Baki Hai!
Maa: Pappu Jo Bachche Jhut Bolte Hai Jante Ho Unka Kya Hota Hai? Pappu: Bas Men Aadha Kiraya Lagta Hai!
Ganit Ka Techer: Jab Main Tumhare Jitna Tha To Mere Ganit Men 100 Ank Aate The! Pappu: Aate Honge Sar! Aapko Jarur Koi Achcha Ticher Padhata Hoga!
Pappu Doston Ke Sath Shadi Men Khana Khane Gaya! Andar Jakar Salad Dekhkar Bahar A Gaya Aur Bola: Are Abhi To Sabji Hi Nahin Bani Hai!
Jito: Beta Tum Histary Men Fal Kyon Ho Gae The? Pappu: Sabhi Prashn Us Time Ke The Jab Men Paida Bhi Nahin Hua Tha!
Techer Pappu Se: Padhai Karo Varna Koi Tumhen Job Nahi Dega! . .. ... Pappu Techer Se: Padhai Vo Log Karte Hain Jinhen Job Chahiye Ham To Job Denge!