Pappu Darwaje Ki Bell Bajane Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha! Tabhi Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Dekha Aur Bell Baja Di Aur Pucha `Beta Aur Kuch!?` Pappu Bola "Ab Bhag Buddhe Ghar Pata Nahi Kiska Hai!"
Pappu: Papa Aanti Ka Pet Kyon Fula Hai? Santa: Tujhe Sab Pata Hai! Pappu: Nahin Pata Promiss Karta Hu! Santa: Inke Pet Men Pani Bhara Hai! Pappu: Oh No! Bachcha To Doob Jayega!
Adhyapika: Ek Din Aisa Aayega Jab Prithvi Par Pani Nahin Rahega Sabhi Jiv Jantu Mar Jaayenge Aur Prithvi Tabah Ho Jayegi! Pappu: Madam Ji Us Din Tiusan Padhne Aana Hai Kya?
College Ki Galiyon Men Ajib Khel Hota Hai; Class Ke Bahane Dilon Ka Mel Hota Hai; Not Ki Jagah Lav Latter Exchange Hota Hai; Isiliye To Pappu Har Saal Feel Hota Hai!
Pappu: Tumhari Aankhen Kitni Hasin Hain Garlfrend: Chhodo Na Pappu: Tumhare Bal Kitne Khubsurat Hain Garlfrend: Chhodo Na Pappu: Tumhare Gaal Kitne Gulabi Hain Garlfrend: Chhodo Na Pappu: Are Itni Der Se Lambilambi To Chhod Raha Hun
Banti: Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghunghat Men Kyon Rakha Jata Hai? Pappu: Taki Kisi Ke Munh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaye Ki Abe Ye To Meri Wali Hai