Girlfriend: Teri Zip Khul Nahi Rahi Yaar. Boyfriend: Thoda Aur Try Kar. Girlfriend: Kar To Rahi Hoon. Nahi Khul Rahi. . .. ... Boyfriend: Accha Ruk, Main PDF Bhejta Hoon!
Life of a college student: Wallet Hai - Paise Nahi, Lecturer Hai - Attendence Nahi, Cell Hai - Balance Nahi, Friends Hai - Girlfriend Nahi, Exam Hai - Tension Nahi, Padhna Hai - Mood Nahi!
Girlfriend: Baby, my heart is beating for you. Boyfriend: Yeh Toh Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai, Pagli. Once my father was beating me for you!
Awesome answer given by a girlfriend when her boyfiend asked her for a kiss. . . . . . . . . . Karlo!
Girlfriend: Mujhe Aise Propose Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho. Boyfriend: Kutti, Kamini, Zaleel, I Love You. Mujhse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Nagin, Ab To Haan Kar De Chudail!