Girlfriend: Jaanu, Papa Ne Bola Hai Ki Agar Fail Hui Toh Rickshaw Wale Se Shaadi Karwa Denge. Boyfriend: Chill Baby... Mere Papa Ne Bola Main Fail Hua Toh Rickshaw Hi Khareed Ke Denge!
Once Pappu uploaded a photo holding a dog on Facebook. His girlfriend commented, "Which one is you?" Pappu replied, "The one holding you".
Pappu: My girlfriend admitted to me that she's been cheating. Bunty: That's really sick. Pappu: Not really. I told her that as long as her teacher didn't notice it, she's fine!
Pappu to his girlfriend before taking off to a drive-in-movie, "Let's hope it's something we've seen"!
Pappu: My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Bunty: Which girlfriend? Pappu: Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet!
Pappu: There are two reasons why I don't take my girlfriend on a long drive in Audi A6? Bunty: No girlfriend! Pappu: No Audi A6!