Pappu to his girlfriend, "Oh Dear, just say a few words that will mean heaven." Girlfriend: Go and shoot yourself!
Girlfriend: And when we're married, darling, we'll have a nice little house right near mother, so she can drop in any time. Pappu: You bet. We'll get one right by the river!
Pappu went to Police Station. Inspector: Kya Problem Hai Tumhari? Pappu: Sir, Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Nahi Mil Rahi. Inspector: Kab Se? Pappu: Bachpan Se!
One Man Coming in Bar Man: One Vodka Price Bar Man: Rs. 5/- Sir Man: What Only Rs. 5/-? Can I Also Have One Plate Kebabs Please? Bar Man: Rs. 7/- Sir Man: Wow That’s Really Cheap, Can I Meet The Owner? Bar Man: No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend Man: Whats He Doing With Your Girlfriend? Bar Man: The Same Thing That Im Doing to His Business Here.