Girl: Jannu, Tumhare Bina 'Zee' Nahi Lagta. Pappu: 'Zee' Nahi Lagta Toh 'Sony' Ya 'Colors' Laga Lo. Woh Bhi Achhe Channel Hain!
"Aache Din Aa Rahe Hain!" Today I saw a girl on Scooty. She gave left indicator and she actually . . . . . turned left. Unbelievable... I am still in shock!
A boy saw a beautiful girl and immediately went to her to propose her. "I fell in love with you the minute I saw you. Will you marry me? Girl: Kaa Kahat Ho? Hamka Angrezi Nahi Aawat Hai! Boy: Kuchcho Naahi Didi, Paani Maangat Rahey!
Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl. Boy: I love you. Girl: Stupid I am older than you. Boy: I am mad in your love. Girl: Get lost. Boy: Didi, Please Set Ho Jao!
To all girls who die for 'size zero' and to all boys who wanna such a girl as a Gf: . . . . . . . . . . . "Real man` goes for curves. Haddiyon Pe To Kutte Marte Hain!
Boy Sends Friend Request to A Girl On Facebook: Girl: Kaun Ho Tum? Boy: Hasrat Tumhari. Girl: Chahte Kya Ho? Boy: Mohhabat Tumhari. Girl: Pachtaoge Tum! Boy: Kismat Hamari. Girl: Married Hun Main. Boy: To Status Single Se Hata Manhoos Naari!