Pappu commented on a girl's DP Pappu: Your DP is awesome! Girl: Awwww... Thank you. Pappu: Mujhe Bhi Sikha Do Aise Hi Photoshop Karna! *Blocked*
Doctor: Ji Haan Batao, Kya Takleef Hai? Girl: Ultiyan Ho Rahi Hain! Doctor: Kya Khaya Tha? Girl: Pyar Mein Dhokha! Doctor Sahib!
A girl wore her best outfit, spent an hour to do makeup, as she was wearing her heels, her mom asked, "Somewhere special?" Girl: Nahi Bas Doodh Lene Ja Rahi Hun!
Pappu: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Pappu: Do you even know what I said? Girl: Yes. Pappu: What did I say then? Girl: Will you go out with me? Pappu: Sure.
Pappu: I fell in love with you the minute I saw you. Will you marry me? Girl: Hindi Mein Bol, Harami! Mujhe Angrezi Nahi Aati. Pappu: Aaj Shayad Baarish Hogi. Aisa Lag Raha Hai, Bahen!
Pappu: I have been frantically looking for a girl called 'Gillette'. Bunty: Why? Pappu: I heard it on television, that she's the best a man can get!