Pappu:: I'd like to kiss you until you hollered 'Stop'! Girl: Well, I guess you picked the wrong girl this time. Pappu: You mean you won't let me kiss you? Girl: No, I mean I wouldn't holler 'Stop'!
After an emotional hug: Girl: Sweetie, one more hug like that and I'll be yours forever. Pappu: Thanks for the warning!
Pappu: I love you. Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na? Pappu: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
Pappu: Yesterday I was on a date with a girl and suddenly lights went off. Bunty: Did you use the opportunity? Pappu: Yeah, I drank her cola!
Girl: Whats ur name. Boy: Black Lion. Girl: Ru joking? Boy: No it means kalo singh and ur name. Girl: Soft underwear. Boy: Ru joking? Girl: No it means komal chadda.
Girl: um, suno. Guy: huh? Girl: kuch zaroori baat kahni hai. Guy: kaho. Girl: sabke samne kehneme sharm aati hai Guy (kinda excited): arre, keh bhi do. Girl: log hasenge Guy: kuch nahi hoga Girl: yeh baat tumahre kaanome kehna behtar hai Guy (lending a ear…tense): ab kaho. Girl: tumahre pant pichese phati hui hai.