Aaj Kal Is Duniya Men Do Tarah Ke Log Kismat Wale Hain: Ek Wo Jinka Pyaar Saccha Nikalta Hai Dusre Wo Jinka Tarbuj Mitha Aur Lal Nikalta Hai
Khubsurat Ladkiya Jyada Padhti Nahin Hain Vo Janti Hain Ki Duniya Ke Kisi Kone Men Koi Gadha Unke Liye Doctor Ya Engineer Ban Raha Hoga
Chhori To Aisi Pataunga Jo Bullet Chalati Ho Activa Chalane Wali Pe To Duniya Marti Hai Aisa Status Rakhne Wale Ladkon Se Sicil Wali Bhi Nahin Patti
Public Toilet Men Likha Tha: Duniya Chand Pe Pahunch Gayi Aur Tu Yahi Baitha Hai Banta Ne Apna Dimag Lagaya Aur Niche Likha: Chand Pe Pani Nahin Isliye Vapas Aaya Tha Bas Dho Ke Ja Hi Raha Hu
Mom: Beta Haath Jal Geya, Toothpaste Lana. Beta: No, Maa. Mere Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai. Duniya Wale Kahenge Bete Ne Jale Pe Namak Chidaka!
Duniya Mein Ladkiyan Sirf 2 Hi Logon Ki Baat Sunti Hain Ek Tailor Aur Dusra Photographer Baaki Toh Woh Kisi Ke Baap Ki Bhi Nahi Sunti