Pati Balakani Men Khada Masti Se Gaa Raha Tha "Panchi Banu Udata Firun Mast Gagan Men Aaj Main Aazaad Ho Duniya Ke Chaman Men"A Tabhi Rasoi Men Se Patni Ki Awaz I 'Ghar Men Hi Udo Samne Wali Mayke Gayi Hai'
Santa Balakani Men Khada Masti Men Ga Raha Tha "Panch Banon Udata Firun Mast Gagan Men Aaj Main Aazaad Ho Duniya Ke Chaman Men"A Tabhi Rasoi Men Se Jito Ki Avaj I "Ghar Men Hi Udo Samne Wali Mayke Gai Hai"
Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna Jise Duniya Marriage Anniversary Kahti Hai Asal Men Vo Kunwarepan Majmasti Chhchementhi Aur Aadmi Ki Aajadi Ki "Punyatithi" Hoti Hai
Shukra Hai Sabki Biviyan Daaru Nahin Piti; Varna Jo Bin Piye Itni Bakbak Karti Hon Agar Pi Len To Duniya Hi Hila Den Pidit Pati Sangh!
Duniya Ke 2 Sabse Mushkil Kaam: 1. Apni Baat Kisi Aur Ke Dimag Men Fit Karna 2. Kisi Aur Ka Paisa Apni Jeb Men Shift Karna Jo Pahle Men Kamyab Hota Hai Use 'Teacher' Kahte Hain Jo Dusre Men Kamyab Hota Hai Use 'Business Man' Kahte Hain Aur Jo Donon Men Kamyab Hota Hai Use 'Biwi' Kahte Hain
Patiyala Duniya Ka Pahla Aisa Shahar Hai Jiske Nam Par Cort Hai Bank Hai Sut Hai Aur... . . . . . . . Pag To Hai Hi