duniya jokes

Khubsurat Ladkiya Jyada Padhati Nahin Hain
Vo Janti Hain Ki Duniya Ke Kisi Kone Men



Koi Gadha Unke Liye Doctor Ya Engineer Ban Raha Hoga

Jab Tum Is Duniya Se Jaoge;
Door Kahin Ek Naya Janm Paoge;
Is Bar Galti Se Jo Hua So Hua;
Mujhe Yakin Hai Agali Baar Ek Lambi Puch Aur 4 Tangon Ke Sath Aaoge

Jab Tum Is Duniya Se Jaoge;
Door Kahin Ek Naya Janm Paoge;
Is Baar Jo Hua So Hua;
Yakin Hai Hamen Ki Agali Baar Lambi Puch Aur Char Taang Ke Sath Aaoge

Ek Aklmand Insaan Ne Gadhe Se Pucha "Sari Duniya Tumhen Bevkuf Kyon Samjhati Hai?"
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Niche Kya Dhund Raha Hai? Jaldi Se Jawab De

Duniya Men Kuchh Log Bahut Hi Achchhe Hote Hain
Jaise Aap...
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Mujhe Hi Dekh Len

Main Koi Naksha Glob Satelit Nasa Ko Nahin Manata Main Khud Ghumkar Tay Karunga Ki Duniya Gol Hai
~ Narendar Modi