Techer: Yah Kisake Hastakshar Hain @@@@@@ Pappu: Yah Mere Pitaji Ke Hastakshar Hain! Techer: Aise Kaise! Pappu: Vah Jalebi Banate Hain Haath Aise Hi Chalte Hain!
Techer: Yah Kisake Hastakshar Hain @@@@@@@@ Pappu: Yah Mere Pitaji Ke Hastakshar Hain! Techer: Aise Kaise! Pappu: Wo Jalebi Banate Hain Haath Aise Ho Chalte Hain!
Techer Pappu Se: Padhai Karo Varna Koi Tumhen Job Nahi Dega! . .. ... Pappu Techer Se: Padhai Vo Log Karte Hain Jinhen Job Chahiye Ham To Job Denge!
Pappu: Tumhari Aankhen Kitni Hasin Hain Garlfrend: Chhodo Na Pappu: Tumhare Bal Kitne Khubsurat Hain Garlfrend: Chhodo Na Pappu: Tumhare Gaal Kitne Gulabi Hain Garlfrend: Chhodo Na Pappu: Are Itni Der Se Lambilambi To Chhod Raha Hun
Pappu: Ro Kyon Rahi Ho? Ladaki: Mere Nambar Bahut Kam Aaye Hain Pappu: Bata Kitne Aye Hain? Ladaki: Sirf 88 Pratishat Pappu: Bhagwan Se Dar Kamini; Itane Men To Do Ladake Paas Ho Jate
Adhyapak: Hamen Kisi Chij Ka Durupyog Nahin Karna Chahiye Pappu: Fir Aap Kyon Karte Ho? Adhyapak: Main Kis Chij Ka Durupyog Karta Hu? Pappu: Futte Se Line Khinchai Chahiye Par Aap Sada Isse Hamen Pitate Hain