Ek Aadmi Kumbh Ke Mele Men Prathna Kar Raha Tha; He Prabhu Nyay Karo He Prabhu Nyay Karo! Hamesha Bhaibhan Bichhudte Hain; Kabhi Patipatni Par Bhi Trai Karo!
Agar Pati Aur Patni Men Jhagada Ho Jaye Aur Patni Ki Baten Bardasht Se Bahar Ho Jayen To Pati Ko Chahiye Ki Juta Uthaye; Aur . Ijjat Ke Sath Ghar Se Nikal Jaye Vaise To Jo Aap Samajh Rahe Hain Vo Bhi Soch Achi Hai Bas Sirf Himmat Ki Kami Hai
Pati: Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa Ne Banaya Hai Kya? Patni: Ha! Lekin Tumhen Kaise Pata Chala? Pati: Roj Khane Men Kale Bal Nikalate The Aaj Safed Nikale Hain
Santa : Sunati Ho Meri Maa I Hai Jito: To Kaunsi Nayi Baat Hain Unka To Roj Ka Hi Kaam Hai Ab Kyon Aayi Hain? Santa : Are Ma Paanch Kilo Pyaaj Bhi Laayi Hai Jito: Aap Bhi Na Pahle Bolna Tha Na Maa Ji Aayi Hai Badi Mushkil Se To Badon Ka Pyaar Aur Aashirwad Nasib Hota Hai
Pati: Ka Log Apna Janmdin Aksar Bhul Jate Hain Magar Shadi Ki Tarikh Nahin Bhulate Aisa Kyon? Patni: Duhkh Ki Ghatna Bahut Dinon Tak Yad Rahati Hai
Jab Koi Naya Shaadishuda Aadmi Khush Hota Hai To Uska Karan Sabko Pata Hota Hai; Par Jis Aadmi Ki Shadi Ko 10 Saal Ho Gae Hon Aur Vo Khush Ho To Sab Uska Karan Janna Chahte Hain