Ek Khubsurat Ladki Bus Stand Par Khadi Thi Pappu Bola: Chand To Rat Men Nikalta Hain Aaj Din Men Kaise Nikal Aaya ? Ladki Boli: Are Ullu To Raat Ko Bolta Tha Aaj Din Men Kaise Bol Raha Hai
Adhyapak Mahan Vaigyanik Nutan Ke Baare Men Bata Rahe The "Nutan Bagiche Men Baitha Hua Tha Ki Tabhi Ek Seb Uske Sir Par Aakar Gira Tab Usane Gurutvaakarshan Ke Niyam Ki Khoj Ki" Pappu: Baat Bilkul Saf Hai Sar Agar Nutan Bagiche Men N Baithakar Kaksha Men Baitha Hota Jaise Ki Ham Log Baithe Hue Hain To Kisi Chij Ki Bhi Khoj N Kar Pata
Techer: Ye Batao Ki Sukhe Aur Badh Men Kya Antar Hai? Pappu: Ji Jaminasaman Ka Fark Hai? Techer: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Sukhe Men Pradhan Mantri Kar Se Daura Karte Hain Aur Badh Men Helicopter Se
Techer (Pappu Ka Homvark Chek Karte Hue): Mujhe Hairani Ho Rahi Hai Ki Tum Akele Itni Saari Galtiyan Karte Ho? Pappu: Nahin Techer Yah Sab Galtiyan Maine Akele Nahin Ki Hain Mere Pita Ji Ne Bhi Isamen Meri Madad Ki Hai
Techer: Pappu Kya Tum Sone Se Pahle Bhagwan Se Prarthana Karte Ho? Pappu: Main Nahin Karta Meri Mammi Karti Hain Mere Bistar Par Letane Ke Bad Vah Har Raat Ko Kahti Hai "Shukra Hai Bhagwan Ka... So Gaya Kambkhat"
Duniyan Men 2 Log Ek Dusre Ko Hasrat Se Dekhte Hain: . .. ... Kanware Shadishuda Ko; Aur Shadishuda Kanwaron Ko!