Two little boys aged 8 &10 were extremely mischievous. they were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. the boy's mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children. so she asked the preacher if he would speak with her boys. the preacher agreed. but he asked to see them individually. so the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning. the preacher, a huge man with a booming voice asked the boy sternly... "do you know where god is? son!" the boy made no response, he just sat there wide eyed with his mouth hanging open. so the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner voice. "where is god?" again the boy made no attempt to answer. the preacher raised his voice even more and now shook his finger in the boys face and bellowed, "where is god?" the boy screamed and ran out from the room, directly to his home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. when the older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?" the younger brother, gasping for breath replied "brother, we are in big trouble this time... i really loved reading next line again and again. scroll down and see what he said... . . . . . . . . . . "god is missing, and they think we did it !" don't laugh alone... forward it!
Heart touching story! ex indian president dr. abdul kalam says: "when i was a kid, my mom cooked food for us. one night in particular when she had made dinner after a long hard day's work, mom placed a plate of 'subzi' and extremely burnt roti in front of my dad. i was waiting to see if anyone noticed the burnt roti. but dad just ate his roti and asked me how was my day at school. i don't remember what i told him that night, but i do remember i heard mom apologizing to dad for the burnt roti. and i'll never forget what he said: "honey, i love burnt roti." later that night, i went to kiss daddy, good night & i asked him if he really liked his roti burnt. he wrapped me in his arms & said: "your momma put in a long hard day at work today and she was really tired. and besides... a burnt roti never hurts anyone but harsh words do!"
Teen bachcho wali vidhwa ne teen bachcho wale aadmi se shadi kar li, . . unke bhi teen bachche huye.. . . ek din ghar mein bachchon ki zabardast ladai hui, biwi ne husband kophone kiya, jaldi ghar aao, tumhare bachche aur mere bachche milkar hamare bachchon ko maar rahe hain..
Ab raat k tanha lamhon mein koi aahat mujh se kehti hai is dil mein halchal rehti hai koi jugnu pass se guzre to koi baat halak se nikle to main khud se ulajhne lagta hon phir jaane kya kya kehta hon phir yaad uski aati hai phir pal do pal k lamhe ko yeh sans meri ruk jati hai ek sholah dil mein bharakta hai woh dard sehar tak rehta hai phir weham mujhe yeh kehta hai koi mere dil mein rehta hai koi mere dil mein rehta hai
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka birthday tha. boy was not in that city. so,he ordered 24 red rose for her girlfrnd. he called her up. dear maine tumhare liye utnerose bheje hain jitni saal ki tum hogyi ho. while delivering floristthought: ye aaj ka mera sabse achha customer hai. chalo ise 10 rose free me dedeta hu. so, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajhpaya ki uska break- up kyu hua
Sweet story...... wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. from under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! she reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. as she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s "hi darling", he says, "your parents have come to visit us, so i let them stay in our bedroom. hope you have said hello to them.
Story for growth: a lovely little girl was holding two apples with both hands. her mum came in and softly asked her little daughter with a smile: my sweetie, could you give your mum one of your two apples? the girl looked up at her mum for some seconds, then she suddenly took a quick bite on one apple, and then quickly on the other. the mum felt the smile on her face freeze. she tried hard not to reveal her disappointment. then the little girl handed one of her bitten apples to her mum,and said: mummy, here you are. this is the sweeter one. no matter who you are, how experienced you are, and how knowledgeable you think you are, always delay judgement. give others the privilege to explain themselves. what you see may not be the reality. never conclude for others.
Ek chor ek crore rupaye aur bahut sara gold chori karke bhaaga. police piche padi hui thi, isliye bachne ke liye ek gunge, bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya, maal ek kone mein rakh kar gunge se bola: “kal aake le jaunga” dusre din aaya to dekha maal wahan nahi tha, puchha to gunga aise ishare karta mano wo kuch nahi janta. chor apne ek aise dost ko le aaya jo gungo ki bhasha janta tha. chor bola: “isko puchh maal kahaa hai bata de nahi to shoot kar dunga” gunga chor ka lahza aur ishara samjh gaya aur dar kar uske dost ko isharo mein samjhaya “ghar ke pichhe jo ped hai uske niche daba rakhe hai” chor ko kuch samjah mein nahi aaya to usne dost se puchha: “kya bolta hai?” dost: “bolta hai goli marde, main nahin bataunga“
There is a story they tell of two dogs. both at separate times walk into the same room. one comes out wagging his tail while the other comes out growling. a woman watching this goes into the room to see what could possibly make one dog happy and the other so mad. to her surprise she finds the room filled with mirrors. the happy dog found a thousand happy dogs looking back at him while the angry dog saw only angry dogs growling back at him. what you see in the world around you is a reflection of who you are.
Couldn't resist forwarding this one a woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat. the next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right. her husband said: the cat just died. she burst into tears and said: how could you be so blunt? why couldn't you have broken the news gradually! today, you could have said that it was playing on the roof; tomorrow, you could have said that it fell off and had broken its leg; then on the third day, you could have said that the poor thing had passed away in the night. you could have been more sensitive about the whole thing. by the way, how is my mom? husband: she is playing on the roof.
Santa ne apni bevkoofiyo ki vajah se sara paisa ujaad diya thha ab bechare ke pass pese nahi bache thhe aur vo koi jugad soch raha tha ki kahi se paisi mil jaye ese hi raste mein jate hue use ek baba mila, usne apni samsya baba ko batayi baba bola: “meri teri samsya hal kar sakta hun” santa khush hoke: “achha?” baba: “haan, mere pass ek kitab hai uske ander ameer hone ke tarike likhe hai, jis se tum 5 dino mein ameer ban jaoge” santa: “baba mujhe vo kitab dijiye na” baba: “bachha us kitab ki keemat 5000 rs hai” ab bechare santa ke pass paisi nahi thhe fir bhi usne baba ko kaha santa: “baba aap 10 minutes rukiye mein abhi paisi leke aata hun” santa ne apne sare dosto ko bola aur kisi tarha se paisi ikathe kiye aur baba ke pass aa gaya santa: “lo baba, main 5000 rs le aaya hun” baba: “beta le kitab, par meri ek sharat hai is kitab ka akhiri page puri kitab pade bina nahi kholna” santa hairani se: “kyu baba?” baba: “bachha bola na, agar tune pahle page khol liya to teri gaand fatt jayegi” santa ne kaha chalo thik hai nahi kholta. ghar aake usne kitab padni shuru kar di. par jaisi ki aap jaante hai ki santa ki gaand mein khujli hai, usne thodi si kitab padne ke baad socha ki akhiri page khol hi leta hun aur esa sochte hue usne akhiri ka page khol liya aur dosto santa ki gaand vakiye mein fatt gayi kyunki….. us kitab ka keemat 15 rs thhi.. to ye thha ameer ban ne ka tarika, par santa ka nahi baba ka.
Pr smily sb s baat krti thi to ek din smily n un sb frndss ko fir s ek sath kr diya or uss din s he smily un frnd ko mila kr kud hmesha k liye unse alg ho gai. kya ap bta skte hoo ki smily n esa q kiya??? jbki usne too sb ko fir ek kr diya????