Kallu dada wale kisse ke baad santa ne us ladki ko talak de diya
ab bechara pareshan thha ki kya karu, to uske chacha ne fir se gaanv mein se ek ladki ka rishta beja
santa uske pass gaya aur ladki se pucha
santa: “tera koi kallu dada ke sath rishta to nahi thha”
ladki: “nahi ji, vo to bada badnam hai hum un jaiso ke saath bol chal nahi rakhte”
santa khush ho gaya aur us ladki se shadi kar li
shadi ke baad santa sochta hai ki honeymoon aur suhagrat goa mein hi manaunga
ladki se bola: “darling hum honeymoon ke liye goa jayenge, pahli raat ko hi”
shadi hote hi rat ko vo sidha goa chale jate hai
vahan ache se hotel mein kamra leke biwi ki 3 din tak achi tarha se chudayi karta hai
jab vapis vo ghar aaye to biwi ne pucha: “apne honymoon to manaya hi nahi”
santa: “arrey pagli 3 raatein tak vohi to karte rahe thhe”
biwi haske boli: “achha isko honeymoon bolte hai, ye to na jane mein kitni bar ganv mein sarso or bazre ke khet mein mana chuki hu.“:d:d