Ek baar gaanv mein bade budhon ko padhane ki government ne scheme chalai.
ek class mein teacher padhane laga aur bola: “a for apple, b for ball, c for cat”
lekin wo bechare samajh nahi pa rahe the to teacher ne dehati tarike se padhana theek samjha aur padhana shuru kiya.
teacher bola: “a for arshad ki maan, b for begum ki maan, m for mahmood ki maan, n for nasruddin ki maan, z for zahid ki maan”
aise hi padha kar ek din test lene ki sochi, teacher ne board par w likhkar ek ko khada karke puchha.
teacher: “batao ye kya hai?”
ek utha aur bola: “ji ye lag to mahmood ki maan rahi hai lekin iski to koi taangon ko ulta kar gaya“.:d:d