Petrol

Baari barsi khattan geya si;
baari barsi khattan geya si;
maa.......

Lo bhai dosto, t-shirts nu karo maaf;
geyser nu kar lo saaf, rajayia nu chara lo .......

Alexa after spending two months in punjab:
me:.......

What is the blood group of p.......

This is for all punjabis.
chai wala: chai mein adrak daal dun?
punjabi: haan.
chai wala: elaichi?
punjabi: haan.
chai wala: laung?
punjabi: haan.
chai wala: daalchee.......

Je kite sidhu moosewala nu corona ho geya ta usne nava gaana kadh dena...
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