Enjoy the finest of Punjabi poetry: Once there was a Crow; Chandigarh Vich Baitha Si Oh. Usne Peg Laye Si Do; O Talli Geya Si Ho. Ik Chiri Rahi Si Ro; Crow Ne Ched Ditti Oh. Utto Aa Geya Chiri Da Peo; Chiri De Peo Ne Phir Kuttya Crow. Crow Sharminda Geya Si Ho; Hun Chiri Nu Bhain Kehnda Oh!
ਉੱਠ ਕੇ ਸਵੇਰੇ ਨਾਮ ਲਈਏ ਰੱਬ ਦਾ; ਦੋਵੇਂ ਹੱਥ ਜੋੜ ਭਲਾ ਮੰਗੀਏ ਸੱਬ ਦਾ! Uth Ke Savere Naam Layiye Rabb Da; Dove Hath Jod Bhala Mangiye Sab Da! Good Morning!
Baari Barsi Khattan Geya Si; Baari Barsi Khattan Geya Si; Maa Ne Khichh Ke Maari Chandd; Jacket Paa Kuteya, Bahar Kinni Thandd!
Lo Bhai Dosto, T-shirts Nu Karo Maaf; Geyser Nu Kar Lo Saaf, Rajayia Nu Chara Lo Glaaf; Jacketan Te Kotiyan Wali Kholo Paand; Mere Walo Sareya Nu Happy Thand!
Fakir: Koi Baba Nu Roti Khawa Do Baba Chawal Vi Kha Lena Baba Icecream Vi Kha Lenda Baba Burger Vi Kha Lenda Baba Sandwich Vi Kha Lenda Lady: Baba Juttiyan Vi Kha Lenda Ke Nahin? Fakir: Na Puttar, Sakht Cheez Di Manai Hai...!
Yaar Main Ik Kudi Di Fake ID To Kisi Kudi Naal Gall Karda Hunda Si, Mainu Usde Naal Pyaar Ho Geya. Fir Ik Din Main Usnu Daseya Ki Main Munda Haan, Usda Reply Aaya Ki Oh Vi Munda Hai. Yaar Lok Eddan Kyon Karde Aa!