Alexa after spending two months in Punjab: Pinglish messages

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This is for all punjabis.
chai wala: chai mein adrak daal dun?
punjabi: haan.
chai wala: elaichi?
punjabi: haan.
chai wala: laung?
punjabi: haan.
chai wala: daalchee.......

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Je kite sidhu moosewala nu corona ho geya ta usne nava gaana kadh dena...
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Alexa after spending two months in Punjab:

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

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