So today is finally the big day
when my mate is officially committed
but don’t get too excited buddy
it might be too soon to get elated
in disguise, your engagement in reality
is the beginning of the perfect ploy
which will bind you in so called harmony
and steal away all your life’s joy
say goodbye to late nights
with friends at the pub
hanging out with your buddies
is something you might have to snub
no doubt, there are other advantages
of living life as a couple
but on the whole it is just misery
as a fiancé your responsibilities will double
good luck