So, you have just committed your entire lives to each other on your engagement congratulations, you have just signed up for lifelong enslavement so, you’ve just bought very expensive rings for each other on your engagement congratulations, you have just blown away what could have been an early retirement
I kept thinking of something funny to write on a greeting card for your engagement but i stumbled and fumbled along the way the whole process was almost a nasty torment i don’t know why but i could not find the words to write a sweet note or a funny rhyme nothing came to my mind, to mark an occasion that is supposed to be so sublime i guess that leaves me with no choice but to pen down this poem in poor taste but don’t worry guys, the gift i got for you won’t let this joyous moment go to waste congratulations
So today is finally the big day when my mate is officially committed but don’t get too excited buddy it might be too soon to get elated in disguise, your engagement in reality is the beginning of the perfect ploy which will bind you in so called harmony and steal away all your life’s joy say goodbye to late nights with friends at the pub hanging out with your buddies is something you might have to snub no doubt, there are other advantages of living life as a couple but on the whole it is just misery as a fiancé your responsibilities will double good luck
As i congratulate you and your fiancée for getting engaged i want to give you both a very stern warning, you see both of you are free to indulge in your romantic rants at home but don’t put up a mushy display of your loved up antics in front of me i know your love is passionate, romantic, blah, blah, blah but don’t bring your pda into my face don’t be mistaken, i am really very happy for you both but i don’t want your squishy romance in my space ok, ok, i am kidding and i hope you know that i wish nothing but the very best for you love birds knowing the clown that i like to be all the time take my greeting in jest and ignore the harmless words congratulations
You are engaged, one step closer to officially becoming life partners soon you will be permanently tied and bound to each other you will have no choice but to tolerate each other’s annoying habits good luck for starting a journey which will test you to the limits congratulations
The only way to convey how i feel right now is to say that i am very sad and gloomy as fiancé-fiancée you both will have less time to have fun and party while i raise a toast to your undying love i also observe a minute’s silence to note the death of fun in your lives and to express my condolence congratulations
A heavenly sight, you both make the perfect couple, you both are flawless, is your passionate romance your bond’s beauty, can be seen from afar but don’t take advantage of all this don’t make others so jealous of you single people like me burn from within while looking at a love so true so chill out, relax and take it easy don’t excessively flaunt your engagement rings because single folk like me will find it cringe-worthy and annoying congratulations
You were such a cute couple so romantic and so carefree why did you have to spoil things by attaching a tag so heavy now you are officially engaged so you have to behave in a certain way the fun quotient in your life will go down you will face boring days but what’s done is done i bid adieu to a couple who i once adored now i may not hang out with you because i don’t want to be bored congratulations
Congratulations on getting engaged but now things won’t be the same you will take each other for granted on each other, you will put blame in your otherwise unblemished love story there will be fights and arguments in your otherwise happy journey there will be those bitter moments jokes aside, you both will be fine your lives are a dream come true in life’s topsy-turvy journey i wish good luck to you
Forever engraved in my memory will remain this beautiful day what a cute couple you both make that, i must say but watching you both slip those rings onto each others’ fingers also makes me think how you both are now like it or not, bound to each other forever congratulations happy engagement
Congratulations for being engaged to your soul mate i am envious of your love, so compelling and passionate but while you hurry along your life’s destiny and fate don’t forget to take long pauses and wait life’s journey isn’t about getting there faster or quicker it is about relishing every moment with smiles and laughter cherish even the times when you fight and bicker go slow – it will help you see life’s bigger picture congratulations
The expensive engagement ring is just the beginning wait till you get to your wedding the costs will be burdening after marriage things will be boring then you both will start bickering which will lead to arguing and eventually some nasty fighting but through all these things you must keep treading play out life’s battles smiling don’t ever stop loving congratulations