After the great britain beer festival, in london,
all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
the guy from corona sits down and says
"hey sen~or,
i would like the world's
best beer, a corona."
the bartender dusts off a bottle
from the shelf and gives it to him.
the guy from budweiser says
"i'd like the best beer in the world,
give me 'the king of beers,
a budweiser."
the bartender gives him one.
the guy from coors says
i'd like the only beer made with rocky mountain spring water,
give me a coors."
he gets it. the guy from guinness sits down and says "give me a coke."
the bartender is a little taken aback,
but gives him what he ordered.
the other brewery presidents look over at him and ask
why aren't you drinking a guinness?"
the guinness president replies
well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will i."