Ωσмєη ωιll вє ωσмєη…
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a 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.
while on the operating table she had a near death experience.
seeing god she asked, “is my time up ?”
god said, “no, you have another 34 years 2 live.”
upon recovery, the woman decided 2 stay in the hospital
& have a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck. she even changed her hair color
finally she was released from the hospital.
while crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
arriving in front of god, she asked,
“you said i had another 34 years 2 live.
why didn’t you save me from the truck?”
(you’ll love this)
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god replied:
“i couldn’t recognize you!”