I took a day off work and decided to go out golfing. on the second hole i noticed a llama standing next to the green. i thought nothing of it and was about to shoot when i heard the llama grunt, "9 iron" the man looks around and doesn't see anyone and the llama grunted again "9 iron." i looked at the llama and decided to prove him wrong, puts my other club away, and grabbed a 9 iron. boom! i hit it 10 inches from the cup. i was shocked. i said to the llama, "wow that's amazing. you must be a lucky llama, eh?" the llama reply's "lucky llama." i decided to take the llama with me to the next hole. "what do you think llama?" i asked. "3 wood." i took out a 3 wood and boom! hole in one. i was incredibly befuddled and didn't know what to say. by the end of the day, i golfed the best game of golf in my life and asks the llama, "ok where to next?" the llama grunted a reply, "las vegas." so, we go to "las vegas and i say, "ok llama, now what?" the llama grunted, "roulette." upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, " what do you think i should bet?" the llama grunted, "$3000, black 6." now, this is a thirty-six to one shot to win, but after the golf game, i figured what the heck. boom! tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. i took my winnings and bought the best room in the hotel. once in the hotel room, i said "llama, i don't know how to repay you. you've won me all this money and i am forever grateful." "just name it and it is yours." the llama grunted, "kiss me." i figured why not, since after all the llama did for me, he deserves it. with a kiss, the llama turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. ".... and that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."