Ek chor chori karke pakda gaya. chor ko police station le jakar puchha gaya.
police inspector: “tum ek hi dukan mein teen baar chori karne kyon gaye?”
chor: “sir, chori to maine pehali baar mein hi apni patni ke liye ek dress churakar kar li thi,
baki do baar to mujhe sirf use badalne ke liye jana pada“:d:d