Pappu : ek manf0rce dena. chemist : tum toh dabbu ji k bete ho naa ?? pappu : uncle mentos bola mentoss, ek do vicks b de dena gala kharab hai. dawa ka naam bhi nahi nikal raha thik se.
राहुल: मम्मी मैं 1000, 500 के नोटों में से एक-एक ज़ीरो रबड़ से मिटाकर 100, 50 के बना लूँ क्या? सोनिया: हे भगवान कब अक्ल आएगी इसे।
Gadha- mera malik bahut marta hai! kutta- toh tu bhag kyoon nahi jata ? gadha- uski khoobsoorat ladki jab padhai nai karti toh woh kehta hai ki "teri shadi gadhe se kara dunga" bas isi umeed pe tika hoon !!
When sunny leone came to comedy nights with kapil. a guy from the audience says: ji main aapka bahut bada fan hun. maine aapki saari hollywood and bollywood movies dekhi hain. aapke saath aapki movie ka ek step karna chahta hoon!! yeh baat sunkar siddhu says: guru, har peela fruit aam nhi hota, glass me mut ke piyo to vo jam nhi hota, har seeta ka pati raam nhi hota, thodi jeb dhili karo or uthao hotel ka kharcha, kyunki ye vo step hai jo khulle aam nhi hota!
Girl to another girl: "you are beautiful'' other girl: "thank you, you are beautiful too" & boy to another boy: "you are handsome" other boy: "tu gay to nahi hai na saale?"
In a job interview santa is asked: "aapko kitne saalo ka tajurba hai?" banta: sir, maaf karna, mujhe saalo ka to nahi lekin mujhe 2 saaliyo ka tajurba hai:-
एक औरत बार बार घर के बाहर आती,फिर अंदर जाती,बार बार अंदर बाहर आ रही थी,पड़ोसी- माताजी ये क्या कर रहीं हैं?औरत- मेरी बहु टीवी पे yoga करनासीख रही है, उसमें बोल रहे हैं किसास अंदर करो, सास बाहर करोपडोसी बेहोश
Aunty-- aur beta kya karte ho...?? . me-- iit se hu . aunty-- achA.. to chalo is cycle ko bike bana kar dikhao . . me-- aunty mai iit se hu.. iin se nahi
A girl left her bf afrt some times she met him and see dat he always awake early, ek bar ladki ne puchaa tum itni jaldi kab se uthne lage? boy said jabse nind hi ani bandh ho gyi tabse...
Girl: is dress ka kya price hai? shopkeeper: sirf 5 kiss. girl: aur us dress ka? shopkeeper: 10 kiss. girl: dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi. bechara....
Me- papa aaj mene 5000 rs kamaye. . . . dad: great beta but how ? . . . me: satta lagaya tha ipl match pe :-d . . dad: harami kaha se sikha yeh sab ? . . me: iin se.