Boy: I’ll climb the tallest mountain SHARE FacebookTwitter Boy: i’ll climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean and walk on burning coal for you. girl: so sweet! can you come to meet me now? boy: mad or what? it`s raining outside.More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke