Bf: You Know Where I Want To Kiss You SHARE FacebookTwitter Bf: you know where i want to kiss you? gf: lips? bf: no gf: cheek? bf: no gf: neck? bf: nope gf: then where? bf: in da weddingB67 lawn in front of our families when we both say "i do"More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke