Boy: I Can Fit Ma Whole World In Ma Arms SHARE FacebookTwitter Boy: i can fit ma whole world in ma arms.. girl: haha.. u can't.. boy: i can.. girl: how?? boy: becoz i can fit "you" in ma arms and u r ma world .More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke