Santa Ko Ek Trak Ne Piche Se Takkar Maar Di! Banta: Yaar Jo Hona Tha Vah Ho Gaya! Par Tu Abhi Tak Itna Dara Hua Kyon Hai? Santa: Yaar Trak Ke Piche Likha Tha "Fir Milenge"!
Santa: Bivi Aur Gadi Men Kya Antar Hai? Banta: Gadi Bigadati Hai To Band Ho Jaati Hai Par Jab Bivi Bigadati Hai To Shuru Hi Ho Jaati Hain!
Pappu: Papa Apki Shaadi Ho Gayi! Santa: Ha! Pappu: Kis Se Hui! Santa: Bevkuf Teri Mammi Se! Pappu: Wah Papa Ghar Men Hi Setting Kar Li!
Santa: Meri Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna! Jindagi Men Kuchh Mile N Mile Ek Chij Hamesha Hak Se Maang Lena! Banta: Woh Kya? Santa: Panipuri Khane Ke Baad Sukhi Puri!
Bhikhari: Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do Babu Ji! Santa: 100 Kee Chhuttee Hain Baba? Bhikhari: Han Hai Santa: To Jakar Pahle Innhen Kharch Karke A!
College Ke Pahle Din Santa Ek Ladki Se "Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?" Ladki: Mujhe Sab Didi Kahte Hain! Santa: Kya Baat Hai Mujhe Sab Jija Ji Kahte Hain!
Santa: Baith Kar Apni Mehbuba Ki Julfon Ke Saye Me Aisa Josh Aaya! Banta: Wah Wah Fir? Santa: Uske Papa Ne Dekh Liya Aur "I.Si.Yun." Men Hosh Aaya!
Jaj (Santa Se): Pichhali Baar Bhi Tum 500 Rupaye Churane Ke Arop Men Pakade Gae The! Santa: Jaj Sahab 500 Rupaye Se Kitane Din Kam Chalega!
Ek Din Santa Librian Se "Mujhe Aatmahatya Karni Hai Kya Aap Mujhe Aatmahatya Par Koi Achi Si Buk De Sakte Ho!" Librian: Nahin Bilkul Nahin De Sakta Kyonki Mujhe Pata Hai Aap Mujhe Vo Vapas Nahin Denge!
Santa: Parson Meri Bivi Kuen Men Gir Gai! Use Bahut Chote Lagi Aur Vo Bahut Chilla Rahi Thi! Banta: Ab Kaisi Hai Vo? Santa: Ab To Wo Thik Hi Hogi Kyonki Kal Se Kuen Se Koi Aavaj Nahin I!
Santa: Yaar Tune Apni Gadi Se Viper Cu Hata Diya? Banta: Meri Bivi Hamesha Galat Parking Karti Hai! Is Karan Uske Buhat Challan Hote Hain! Maine Is Ka Jada Se Hi Nas Kar Diya!