Teacher: where’s your homework?
girl: um… (looks to boyfriend for help)?
boy: it was my fault. sorry.
girl: (whispers) what r u doing? (he smiled & winked at her)
teacher: what?
boy: it was my fault.
teacher: how so?
boy: i walked her to school today & offered to carry her books.
teacher: so where’s her homework?
boy: i dropped it.
teacher: why?
boy: i dropped it when i was beating up a guy for saying you weren’t the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
teacher: i’ll give you one more day to get it finished!