Class mein madam ne pappu se puchha. madam: “pappu, tumhara parmanent address kya hai?” pappu muskurate hue: “ji, facebook.com“
Teacher class mein lecture dete hue kehti hai. teacher: “agar irada pakka ho to jo hasil karna chaho woh zarur milta hai” student: “rehne dein miss, aagar aisa hota to aap meri miss nahi misses hote“;:d:d
Two commerce students talking... mehul: oh! sorry yaar,i heard about your breakup. is it true? rahul: yup! mehul: you must be sad na.. .... rahul: no yaar! we are commercestudents! i have kept 1 gf as reserved for doubtful debts.
Differencr b/w 1st bench nd last bench students.. . . 1st bench students.. 1. study 2.study 3.study 4.study 5.study 6.study 7.study 8.study 9.study 10.study 11.study results -85% last bench students.. 1.dreaming 2.copying 3.fighting 4.talking 5.hearing songs 6.bunked class 7.laughing 8.throwing pens 9.chating 10.punishments 11.watching girls etc... results -75%
Class mein teacher bachon se question puch rahi hoti hai to santa ki baari mein teacher puchti hai. teacher: “jab bijli chamkti hai to hum ko roshni pehle aur awaaz baad mein kyun aati hai?” santa: “kyonki hamari aankhein aage hai aur kaan piche hai“:d:d
Pappu bhagwan se prarthna kar raha tha. pappu: “bhagwan, please punjab ko america ki rajdhani bana do plzzzz” bhagwan ji ne ye suna aur hairan hokar prakat hue aur puchha: “kyun be?” pappu: “kyunki main exam mein likh aaya hoon“
1 bacha school ka kaam kar raha tha ki uski pencil zameen pe gir gayi, usne seenay pe hath rakh ke utha li, phr uski ruber giri usnay seenay pe hath rakh ke utha li, uski maa ne kha k tum seenay pe hath rakh k cheezen q uthate ho?? bacha bola: hamari miss b aise uthati hain, maa: beta unko aise uthane do lekin tum aise na kia karo. bacha: nahi maa 1 dafa unhone hath nahi rakha tha to unke fefde bahar aa gye the..:d:d
Pappu kai dinon se school nahi jata toh kafi dinon ke baad school jane per teacher pappu se puchti hai. teacher: “itne din se kahaan thhe?” pappu: “bird flu ho gya thha” teacher: “par yeh to birds mein hota hai” pappu (gusse me): “insaan hi kaha rehne diya apne, roj to murga bana dete ho“.:d:d
Sir: tense kitne type ke hote hai? boy: 3 , present, past, future sir: good example do boy: kal apki beti ko dekha tha, aaj pyar karta hu, kal bhaga ke le jaunga.:d:d
Jo student pas ho gaye unko congratulations! & jo student fail ho gaye unko double congratulations! kyu ki un ki class me nayi ladkiyan hongi.
Class me masti thi humari bhi kuch hasti thi teacher ka sahara tha dil ye awara tha kaha aa gye is college ka chakkar me wo school hi kitna pyara tha.
Tcher- aaj short skirt q pahan k aayi ho girl- sir aaj half day h na isliye, full day par full dress pahnti hu all boys- sirrrrrrrr,,, holiday ko class lo na!.