Class mein teacher sab bacho se puchti hai tum bade ho kar kya-kya banoge,
santa ki baari aati hai aur teacher puchti hai.
teacher: “acha santa tum batao bade ho kar kya banoge?”
santa: “mam, main pilot banunga”
teacher: “kyun?”
santa: “oh mam samajha karo, upar accident ka khatra nahi hota na“:d:d