How come there is no obfuscated Perl contest

How do you solve the dining philosop.......

There are 10 types of people. people who.......

Did you hear the one about the programmer who's car got a flat? he .......

Mysql was going to a nosql part.......

"walking on water and developing software fro.......

Question : how do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer sci.......