Wife: What do you want for your birthday

A woman went into a hunting store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband," she explained.
"Did he tell you what .......

Customer: I have come back to buy the car I was looking at yesterday.
Salesman: Fine. Now.......

5 ways to burn 100 calories:
1. Walking - 45 mins
2. Jogging/Running - 16 mins
3. Swimming - 17 mins
4. Climbing Stairs - 16 mins
5. Tennis - 14 mins

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Wife: What do you want for your birthday?
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Husbands are like children... they'.......