Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have romance, your wife is bound to interfere!
Wife: I want a divorce because you won't stop talking in egg phrases. Husband: I don't want this marriage to be over easy. I'm scrambling to fix this!
Don't get me wrong, I'm glad slavery was abolished. . . . . . . . . I just don't understand why marriage is still legal!
5 ways to burn 100 calories: 1. Walking - 45 mins 2. Jogging/Running - 16 mins 3. Swimming - 17 mins 4. Climbing Stairs - 16 mins 5. Tennis - 14 mins Note - People who are unable to do the above mentioned exercises, arguing with your wife for 2 minutes is equally effective!
Husband: Kal Party Te Jana Assi, Main Pant Coat Pa Lawa? Wife: Hanji Pa Lao,Te Main Ki Pava Kal? Husband: Tu Ohi Pa Layi Jo Har Roj Paoni Aa... Wife: Ki? Husband: Kalesh!
Wife: Aapki Blue Wali Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi. Husband: It's OK! Mere Paas Ek Aur Blue Shirt Hai. Wife: I know, Maine Us Mein Se Kapda Kaat Kar Pehle Wali Mein Laga Diya Hai!