Two girls are traveling in a train:
girl-1: tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
girl-2: mujhe crorepati chaiiye.
girl-1: crorepati na miley to?
girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalege.
girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chalege. upper birth pe soya hua pappu bola: jab ye 1000 rupaye pe aaye to mujhe utha dena..;)