Sardar gun ly kr darwaazay pr kharaa huaa thaa wife: y r u standing here? sardar: sher kaa shikaar karnay jaa rahaa hun wife: tou jao sardar: kaise jaon bahar kutta kharaa hei
Malkin: kya hua tum 3 din kam pe nai aayi? kamwali: mene to facebook pe update kiya tha ki mai gaon ja rai hu, apke pati ne comment bhi diya tha ?miss u?
School me admission ke liye interview teacher : beta aapke papa kya karte hai.? . cute ans boy : jo mummy bolti hai..!!
A sincere apology ?? a man received a message from his neighbor.. sorry sir, i am using your wife? day and night.. when you are not present at home? in fact, much more than you do. i confess this now because i am feeling very guilty. hope you will accept my sincere apologies. the man shoot his wife.. a few minutes later he received another message: sorry sir, a spelling mistake.. i meant wifi.??????
22 saal ho gaye par, abhi tak ek cheez bilkul nahi badali, parle-g biscuits wala ladka, abhi tak bada nahi hua.
Pandu naam ke ek pandit ji apne ek dost ke ghar party mein gaye vahan par dal aur naan dekh ke unke muh mein paani aa gaya sawad sawad mein 10-12 naan kha gaye agle din panu toilet mein betha kah raha thha “hey bhagwan, yaa to jaan nikal le ya naan nikal le“
Ek ladki face pe dupata bandhke bus stop pe khadi thi, sath mein khade uncle ne usko dekha aur seeti bajata uske pass gaya aur bola uncle: “chalti kya 9 se 12, rs 500 dunga” ladki: “papa mein hoon“
Boy 2 chemist-viagra k xtra dose dna, aj 3 gf ayegi. 2nd day : iodex dena. chemist : jyada mehnat krli kya? boy : nhi, hath me dard he,hramzadi 1 bi nhi ayi.:d:d
Main ne uss se poocha qeemat kiya hay teray piyar ki? . us ne hans k kaha.. . 1000 rupaye lungi, jagha teri hogi...;):d:d
For only girls arz kiya hain ek baar de de ehshan tera hoga. wah wah. ek baar de de ehshan tera hoga. wah wah. shehat banegi teri nukshan mera hoga... jisko samajh me aaya wo thoko like 500 ki speed se. baaki pogo dekho.:d:d
Girl saw an aquarium at pappu’s house & said girl: “why fishes are so beautiful?” pappu was drinking sprite & said: “because they don’t wear clothes, seedhi baat no bakwaas“
Girl 1 : goal keeper se kabhi shaadi na karna.. girl 2 : q..? girl 1 : vo khud bhi nahi dalta, aur dusare ko bhi dalne nahi deta ! :/:d:d