Dosti karli tumse sochne k bad, ab kisiko dekhna nahi tume dekhne k bad, dunia chhod denge tume chhodne k bad, khuda maf kare itna jhut bolne k bad.
Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya. bivi: ye kia kar rahe ho? mistri: mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai, k surakh kahan hy!
Tum chaho "dil" de denge. "dhadkan" chaho de denge. "jiger" chaho de denge. "jaan" chaho wo bi de sakta hoon.... qki in 4"film" ki cd mere pas hai.
"jo" aur "wo" best friend the. 1 din "jo" ne darawni film dekhi per "wo" mar gaya.. ab batawo "wo" kyo mara. ? ? kyonki "jo" dar gaya "wo" mar gaya..
Life has so much 2 teach us. 1famous chinese poet said: "shingya chi chungo itima shin, shun una ping ching myan" really touching na..? mere to ansu hi aa gaye..
1 luhar ki biwi ko 101 ladkiyan thi, media wale unke gar paunch gaya repoter: behan ji kya ye 101 ladkiyan aapki hai.. aurat :-nhi 100 sunar ki 1 luhar ki..!!!
Din mai karoge to sust rehoge, raat mai karoge to chust rehoge, roj karoge to khus rehoge, din raat karoge to tandurust rehoge.. what ?? . . sms yar.
Boy-dad aap ne promise kiya tha ki mujhe malika sharawat se milawo ge? dad-beta agar teri promise ko pura kiya to, teri mummy ka bi promise pura karna padega, ki teri ko imran hasmi se milana padega! beta bhul ja meri promise ko....
Us waqt meri dhadkane ruk gayi, ae dost! jab light chali gayi aur kaamwali baai ne kaha, "what the hell is this..!"
Ek baar 300 sardar ship me ja rahe the! ship dubi nahi firbi sab mar gaye ! kaise ? bich samunder me ship bigad gy thi, sale dhakka dene utar gaye...
Mayawati came 2 lalu's house vd an elephant, lalu- bhaiswa ke sath aaye ho..?? mayawati- dikhta nahi elephantwa hai. lalu- dhutt pagli hum elephantwa se puch raha hu.
Air inda air hostess passenger se: app khana khayenge? passenger : choices kia kia hai? . . air hostess: yes or no