Nepali : saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega salesman : pata nahi nepali : saab ji tv me ad to isi dukan ka hai. salesman : abey ye sham singh nahi, samsung hai!!
Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola “beta tum bahut padhoge” ladka : saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu, ye bata paas kab hounga???
Raat ko santa p k lauta. biwi ki daant se bchne k liye bdi si kitab lekr pdhne lga. biwi-p k aye ho? santa-nahi to! biwi-phir suitcase khol kr kya bakwas kr rhe ho...
Santa interview k liye jata hai. boss: aapka janm kahan hua hai? santa: tiruvantpuram. boss: spelling batao? santa: nahi-nahi goa me hua tha.
Police high alert k time santa ke ghar talashi lene gai. police-khabar h k apke ghar me vishfotak samgri h. santa-"sir vo maike gai hui h."
Tring...tring tring...tring. santa: hello kon bol raha hai? other side: ji, main bol raha hon. santa: oye ye to kamal ho gia, idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.
Munnabhai: yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? circuit: common sense bhai! ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hain na!
Airport par 3 log apni biwiyo ka intezaar kar rahe the.. . . pathan: hamari shahzaadi aa rahi hai... . . . . pappu: hamari nawabzaadi aa rahi hai.. . . . . . . . santa:" hamari bhi haramzaadi aa rahi hai boss...
Ek boodha ek ladki se takra gaya. boodhe ne ladki se bola: sorry! ladki: andha hai kya..... ]dikhta nahi hai... is umar mein bhi ye sab... pata nahin kahan se aa jaate hain!!! yeh bolkar jaise hi woh ladki aage badhi, ek handsome sa ladka us se takra gaya. ladka: sorry... ladki, sharmaate hue, "koi baat nahin. it's okay!!! woh boodha yeh sab dekh raha tha. usne aakar ladki se poochha: meri sorry ki spelling galat thi kya??
Uncle: what do you do son...? boy: naari samman sewa ke liye kaam karta hoon uncle: achcha to social worker ho son: no uncle, facebook par ladkiyon ki photo like karta hoon.
Girl: papa ek important baath karni thi. father: bolo beta girl: mai ek ladke se pyaar karti hoon aur woh america mein rehta hai father: lekin tum is se kaha mili girl: website par hamari jaan pehchan hui facebook par hum dost bane skype par usne mujhe propose kiya aur whatsapp par humne 2 mahino tak pyaar kiya.. father : ohh!! really.. toh ab twitter mein shaadi karlo make my trip se honeymoon mana lo flipkart se bache mangwalo gmail se recieve karlo aur finally agar pati pasand nahi aaye toh .. olx be bech dalo!!!!!!!