Na bandook se maaro, na bomb se maaro.... waah... waah... na bandook se maaro, na bomb se maaro.... . . . . . daya, is ghar ka chappa chappa chaan maro....
Four roses just for u: first for frndship, second for health, third for happiness, and the last one.. kaan ke uppar laga lena, maast lagega!
Swimming pool mein paani bohot gehra hai daya says- "sir lagta hai yeh aadmi iss hotel mein kisi dusre naam se thehra hai."
Friend: ye naya mobile kab liya? pappu: liya nahi girlfriend ka uthaya hai. friend: kyo ? pappu: wo pagal roz roz kahti thi tum mera phone nahi uthate bas aaj uthane ka moka mil gaya.
Bapu jyotish pase kundli batava gya. jyotish: tamaru name raghubha ? bapu: ji maraj, jyotish: tamne 2 dikri, 1 kuvar 6e ? bapu: ji, jyotish:baa ni umar 42 6e ? bapu:ji, jyotish:tame 2 di pahela 10 kg ghau lidha ? bapu: wah maharaj tame to antryami 6o jyotish:fari aavo tyare kundli lavjo, aa ration card 6e
Bahut puraani baat hai…. ek african apni family k sath jungle me hi rehta tha…. usne kabhi mirror nahi dekha tha.. 1din jungle me use shisha mila. usme khud ko dekh kar samjha k uske baap ki tasveer hai aur wo use apne ghar le gya aur roz bate karne laga. uski biwi ko shak hua, 1din jab uska pati bahar gaya hua tha to usne sheesha bahar nikala aur apni shakl dekh ke boli : “accha.. to ye h wo kal-muhi jis se mera pati baaten krta hai” usne sheesha apni saas ko dikhaya, to saas boli : “chinta mat kar .. buddhi hai, jaldi hi mar jayegi”!!
Pappu suhagrat me biwi se bola , shadi se pehle bahut sari call girls ke sath mera rishta raha chuka hai..... . . . . . . . biwi: me itni der se yahi soch rahi thi ke aapko kahi bahut karib se dekha hai..!
Pappu juice wale se :- jaldi se juice de ladai hone wali hai.... . . . ek glass pine ke baad.... ek glass aur de ladai hone wali hai...... . . . woh bhi pene ke baad...... ek glass aur de jaldi ladai hone wali hai..... . . . juice wala :- kab hogi ladai.....????. . . . pappu :- jab tu paise mangegaa !!
Jyotish: aapki bahu ke 3 abortion honge, fir beta hoga saas : hai re meri kismat! bahu : sasu ma, aap to pote ki tayari karo.. abortion ki formality to college me puri ho gayi thi….!!
Best line said by a boy 2 his gf:" . . . . . . . . . . . . . tere bina mai ye duniya chhod to du, . . par uska dil kaise dukha du.. jo roz drwaze par khadi kehti he "beta ghar jaldi aa jaana".. :| thumbs up and salute for mom ...
2 type ki gals k piche mat bhago.. 1) jiske piche mai hu.. . kyuki wo tum se nahi pategi... 2)jiske piche me nahi hu wo mujse nahi pati to tumse kya ghanta pategi :p :o
Ek chhota bachcha bina chaddi k ghum raha tha garmi me to maine uske mammi k pass jaker bola=> isko chaddi pahna do warna iske lullu ko lu lag jayegi.. jisko samajh me aaya wo thoko like.. baaki bachce pogo dekho..