Ek boy ne apni girl friend ko date par bulaya, wo late aayi to ye sher sunaya, falak pe sitaro ko neend aa rahi hai, dusri ka time ho gaya aur tu ab aa rahi hai.
School me ek pathan bacha chaku liye ghumraha tha.. sir ne pucha,chaku liye kyo ghum rahe ho..? bachha: garib hu sir,revolver kaha se laun..?
A dost tu jitni achi nibhata ha yaari uski muje puri ha jaankari? to phir dikha apni dildari aur bhej itne msg ke aane na paye meri bari
Terehar gum ko apni rooh me utaar lun zindagi apni teri chahat me sawaar lun mulaqat ho tujhase kuch is tarah meri, sari umar bas ek mulaqat me gujaar lu
Aaj kal tum muskurati bahut ho, mere dil ko bhi ab bhaati bahut ho, dil kehta hai le jaun tumhe dinner pe, par dosto se suna hai tum khati bahut ho.
Agar ladki ko ulti aaye, to us ke parents poochte hain… kaun tha wo kameena! agar ladke ko ulti aaye to us k parents kehte hain…. kameene kya nasha kar ke aaya hai ! moral !!! . . . . ulti ladki ko aaye.. ya… lardke ko… kameena hamesha ladka hi hota hai… geo kameeeno…
Pathan: hmara khoti ka delivery hy,dua kro khota,ya khoti ho jae molvi: to es mei dua wali konsi bat hy? pathan: nahi yara,kuch begherti hum se bi huwi hai...,
Larki fon p: kya ap kunware hn? admi: yes, lekin ap kon? ans: tumhari b.v. aj ghar ao phr batati hun doosri call new number se girl: ap shadi shuda hn? man: yes, lekin ap kon? girl: tmhari girl friend, you cheat. man: sorry baby, mai smjha meri b.v h. ans: bv hi hun , aj tu bus ghar aaja...!!! hahahahaha.:p d0uble sh0ck hahahaha
Girlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jal gye mere lips. girlfriend ne kiya kiss or jal gye mere lips. kyuki vo kha kar ayi thi indian "bingo red chilly chips".
Vo bhi kya din the jab 19-20 sal ki ladkiya hum ko roz kiss kar ti thi lakin tab hamari kismat phuti thi ki hamari umar 2-3 sal ki thi.
Ek baar ek ladka bhag kar gaya aur ek ladki se bola: mai aapse dosti karna chahta hu.. ladki boli: teri meri dushmani kab thi “bhai”
Santa: if you are good, pappu, i will give you this bright new 500 rupee note. pappu: haven't you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note?