Cxndom salesman: cxndom chahiye kya??? marwadi: kam bhav ka khushbudar rahega to de. salesman: laude pe agarbatthi ka plastic lagake chod bhxsdike..
Kya sunaoon apni sabar ki kahani tumko.... samundar ka rakhwala tha, aur saari umar pyasa raha. :d - from:babu chaukidaar(girls college)
Abhishek baachan to her daughter aradhya : mein tumhari mom ka pehla aur akhri lover hu. aradhya says : paar internet to keh rhe hein pehle salman khan aur uske baad vivek oberoi. aishwarya sings from behind : idea internet jaab laagawing india ko no chodu baanawing :d :d
India v/s sri lanka final match me "yuvraj singh" ki batting dekne ke bad rcb owner vijay malya ka beta dad hamne 'yuvraj' ko 14 crore deke liya he ab kya kare.. malya: yuvraj ko "olx" pe bech de.
Maths teacher ne pappu se pucha. teacher: “pappu batao, tumahre pass 8 apples hai unko 6 ladko mein kaisi bantoge?” pappu ne kuch socha, dimag mein hisab lagaya aur bola. pappu: “madam kahe ko itni tension leni hai, juice bana ke de do na.“
Sheikh ji ek din bazar se blue film leke aate hai movie dekhte hue unki g***d fatt gayi kyunki movie mein ch*dne wali unki biwi thhi movie dekhne ke baad bola: “yaa allah, shukar hai ki ye sirf movie hi thhi“
4 bottle vodka kaam mera rozka.... . . . . . . . . . in real life : mom:- vella baitha hai mutter hi cheel de
"apni girlfriend ko shayari ke andaz mein kaisi samjhaye ki aapko uski yaad aati hai." chodumal khan sahab ne apni girlfriend ko sunayi gayi ek shayari barish ho aur zameen gili na ho, dhup nikle aur sarson pili na ho, to phir aap ne kaise soch liya ki, neend mein aap ki yaad aaye aur kachha geela na ho.
"shadi mein ek top harami pandit phere karva raha tha aur paise thag raha tha.. par kaise ?" ek pandit shadi ke phere karwa raha tha, wo thode se mantar bolta aur dulhan ke baap se paise maang leta, ladki ka baap preshan ho gaya, aur man hi man sabak sikhane ka socha. pandit ne phir koi mantar pada aur bola. pandit: “51 rupaye nikaliye” ladki ke baap ne dheere se apna l.und nikala aur bola: “lo” pandit bhi ek number ka harami tha, usne tedhi nazar se use dekha aur bola. pandit: “yajmaan kanya ke hath mein de dijiye“
"ek aisa kaam jo hum khud kare to koi problem nahi par koi aur kare to bahut gussa aata hai?" question: “wo kon sa kaam hai jo hum khud kare to koi baat nahi par dusra kare to gussa aata hai?” socho-socho ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? answer: “g.**nd mein ungali“
"log apne paap bakshvane movliyo ya pandito ke pas jate hai, par kya sach mein vo hume maafi dilva sakte hai." ek baar ek aadmi ek molvi ji ke paas gaya aur bola. aadmi: “molvi ji, koi upaaye batao, mujhse paap ho gaya hai” molvi: “kya hua bachha kaisa paap” aadmi: “molvi ji, mene kal ek billi ke sath s_ex kar liya abb main kya karoon?” abb ye mamla molvi ji ke samne bhi pahli baar aaya tha, molvi bole: “kal aana main soch kar bataunga” agle din wo aadmi molvi ke paas gaya par molvi ko dekhkar hairan ho gaya molvi ke kapde fate hue the aur shareer par kayi jagah chot ke nishan the. aadmi ne darte darte puchha: “molvi ji, aapne kya socha?” molvi hanfte hue bole: “upaaye to baad mein bataunga par, tu ye bata ki tune billi ko kaboo kaise kiya tha?“