Pappu : ek manf0rce dena. chemist : tum toh dabbu ji k bete ho naa ?? pappu : uncle mentos bola mentoss, ek do vicks b de dena gala kharab hai. dawa ka naam bhi nahi nikal raha thik se.
Gadha- mera malik bahut marta hai! kutta- toh tu bhag kyoon nahi jata ? gadha- uski khoobsoorat ladki jab padhai nai karti toh woh kehta hai ki "teri shadi gadhe se kara dunga" bas isi umeed pe tika hoon !!
Girl to another girl: "you are beautiful'' other girl: "thank you, you are beautiful too" & boy to another boy: "you are handsome" other boy: "tu gay to nahi hai na saale?"
Aunty-- aur beta kya karte ho...?? . me-- iit se hu . aunty-- achA.. to chalo is cycle ko bike bana kar dikhao . . me-- aunty mai iit se hu.. iin se nahi
Girl: is dress ka kya price hai? shopkeeper: sirf 5 kiss. girl: aur us dress ka? shopkeeper: 10 kiss. girl: dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi. bechara....
Me- papa aaj mene 5000 rs kamaye. . . . dad: great beta but how ? . . . me: satta lagaya tha ipl match pe :-d . . dad: harami kaha se sikha yeh sab ? . . me: iin se.
2 student raat me padhte huye 1st: kitne baje hai yaar.?? 2nd ne patthar uthakar samne girls hostel me mara. 1 ladki nikli boli: kamino ab to so jao raat ke 2 baj rahe hai.
Raj in hotel, mai yaha nahi rahunga mere paise wapas karo.. itna chota room mujhe janwar samjha hai kya..? waiter: mere baap, room me chal ye lift hai..!
Beta: papa ye sms kisi kehte hain, aur ye kis ke kaam aata hai? papa: beta ye vip log bhejte hain aur kanjoos logo ke padhne ke kaam aata hai.!
Police: car gas par hai santa: nahi sir police: petrol par santa: nahi sir police: diesel par santa: nahi sir police: phir kis par hai santa: installment par hai.
Ek baap apne bete ko mehngai ke bare mein bata raha tha. father: “beta ek zamaana hua karta tha jab main 10 rupye mein kirana, sabji, dudh aur naashtha leke aa jata tha.” beta: “ab ya bilkul possible nahi hai dad, kyun ki ab sabhi dukano mein security camera lage rahte hai.“
Question: “aisa kon sa saamp hai jo har sec. mein 0.5cm lamba hota hai aour thodi der baad apne aap ko kaat kar mar jata hai?” answer: “nokia ki games wala saamp bewkoofo.