Ek ladke ne brand new jaguar car le li aur apni girlfriend ko dikhane ke liye uske paas gaya, . . ladki : wow...!! new car.! aur wo bhi puma ki...!! . . . . . . . . abhi tak ladka icu me admit hai aur becchara sadme se bahar nahi aa raha hai.
Yaaro mai aaj bahot udas hu, . . . . aur akelapan mdhasus kar rha hun. . . . . . q ki, . . . . . . . . . aaj mera internet balance khatam ho gya. :-d :-d
Akki to luckky yaar mujhe ek baat samajh me nhi aata ki jo ladke humse kaale va khadus hote hai. un ladko k pass itni saari ladkiya q mandraate hain.? luckky:- qki local train me hi jyada bheed hoti hain... jisko samajh me aaya wo thoko like baaki bache pago dekho..
Zara sambhal ke chalna, zyada bhaari cheezein mat uthaana, apna khayal rakhna, khana thik se khana kyunki 9va mahina aagaya hai.
Ek raat light chali gayi.. sardar- oye kam se kam fan to chalao ! sardarni- kar di na sardaron wali baat! fan on karenge to mombatti bujh nhi jaayegi !:-p:-d
Dil agar ''cpu'' hota to yaadon ko ''save'' kr lete, dimag mein agar ''printer'' hota to khayalon ki ''print out'' nikal dete, dharkan me agar ''pen drive'' hoti to zindagi ka ''back- up'' le lete, mann jo ''bluetooth'' hota to baaton ko ''transfer'' kar lete, aankhein me jo ''webcam'' hota to tasviro ko ''receive'' ke lete, kaaaas ! zindagi ek ''computer'' hoti to use bhi ''restart'' kar lete.
Uncleji : beta kaise ho?? . gajhodhar : uncle theek hu, . uncleji : padhai kaisi chal rahi hai?? gajhodhar : bilkul aapki zindagi ki tarah . . uncleji : matlab?? . gajhodhar : bhagwan ke bharose ...
Ek aadmi ko court ki peshi pe gavah ke tor pe bulaya jata hai vakeel us se pehla sawaal puchhta hai vakeel: “kya aapne is case ke samjhaute ke liye 5,00,000 rupees liye hai?” gavah chup rahta hai vakeel ne fir jor se chillake kaha: “kya aapne is case ke samjhaute ke liye 5,00,000 rupees liye hai?” gavah is baar bhi chup raha vakeel ko gussa aa jata hai aur wo gavah ko gale se pakad ke bolta hai vakeel: “bole tune paise liye hai ya nahi?” gavah bechara darr jata hai aur ghabrate hue hath jod ke bola gavah: “maine socha ki aap judge sahab se puchh rahe the, isliye main chup tha“
Customer- jan dhan me khata khulwana h banker- khulwao c- kya ye 0 balance me khul raha h b- ( man hi man me .. sale pata nahi h kya tujhe). han ji free me khulwao c- isme sarkar kitne paise dalegi b- ji abhi to kuch pata nahi c- to me ye khata kyun khulwao b- ji mat khulwao c- phir bhi sarkar kuch to degi b- apko free me atm de denge c- jab usme paise hi nahi honge to me atm ka kya karunga b- paise dalwao bhaiya tumhara khata h c. mere pas paise hote to me pahle khata nahi khulwa leta. tum khata khol rahe ho to tum dalo na paise b. are bhai sarkar khulwa rahi h c. to ye sarkari bank nahi h b. are bhai sarkar tumhara insurance free me kar rahi h... pure 1 lakh ka c. ( khush hote huye) acha to ye 1 lakh mujhe kab milenge b.(gusse me) jab ap mar jaoge to apki bivi ko milenge c.( shocked) - to tum log mujhe marna chahte ho, aur meri bivi se tumhara kya matlab h b. are bhai ye hum nahi sarkar chahti h ki...... c. ( bich me baat kat te huye) tumhara matlab sarkar mujhe marna chahti h b. are yaar mujhe nahi pata tumko khata khulwana h kya c. nahi pata ka kya matlab ....mujhe puri baat batao b. are abhi to mujhe bi puri baat nahi pata h.... modi ne kaha h ki khate kholo to hum khol rahe h c... are nahi pata to yahan kyon baithe ho ( jan dhan ke poster ki aur dekhte huye).. acha ye 5000 ka overdraft kya h b. matlab tum apne khate se 5000 nikal sakte ho..... c. ( bich me baat kat te huye) ye hui na bat ye lo aadhaar card ,2 photo aur nikalo 5000 b. are yaar ye to 6 mahine baad melange c. to 6 mahine in paison ko kya tum kam me loge b. bhaiya ye rupaye hi 6 mahine baad ayenge c. jhut mat bolo pahle bola ki kuch nahi milega.... phir kaha atm milega..... phir bola insurance milega ..... phir bolte ho 5000 rs. milenge..... phir kahte ho ki nahi milenge ...... tum he kuch pata bhi h banker bechara- ayo ma ..... kanun ki kasam ..... bharat mata ki kasam me sach kahta hoon modi ji ne abhi kuch nahi bataya...... tum chale jao..... khuda ki kasam tum jaao meri salary itni nahi ki ek saath " brain hemorrhage aur heart attack ka ilaj karwa sakun"
Pataa hai...aaj ka din kyo special hai?? guess.. guess.. nai pataa..?? arre aaj na.. chatur aur rancho milne waale the tanki pe.. 5 september.