A spiritual thought... read carefully good day is not created by god... nor it is designed by our parents... not even prepared by us... nature too does not give us a good day... is it our friends or our family ? or is it our-self? no . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . good day is manufactured only by britannia biscuit company. ting ting tidiiinnnngggg........! :p
Ek ladka apni gril frnd ko le kar ghumne jata hai, aur boht tez barish ho rahi hoti hai. socho boht tez barish ladka ladki akele socho kya hota hai socho . . . . socho . . nahi pata . . . . ladki ka makeup utar jata hai aur ladka dar kebhaag jata hai. moral: zaroori nhi hai har joke me moral ho.
Pahle zamane mein jab koi akela betha hansta tha, to kahte the is par bhoot pret ka saya hai, ab koi akela betha hans raha ho, to kahte hai, arey yaar mujhe bhi send kariyo.
Zindagi ki ek kadvi sachayi apne dosto ke sath jitma bhi ghumlo. par sabse “kadak item” tab hi dikhegi jab wife ya girl-friend sath hogi.
Maine pucha chand se ki dekha hai kahi mere yar sa hasin...!! chand ne kaha.. ek to mai tere baap ka naukar nahi.. aur itne upar se kuch dikhta b nai...! aur to aur mere pas durbin bhi nahi..!
Mai fb pe zaada ladkiyo se isliye baat nahi karta kyuki kya pta jis "himanshi" se mujhe ek nazar me pyaar ho jaaye wo kal ko "himanshu" nikle ! pyaar se darr nahi lgta saheb , fake id walo se lgta hai
Agar koi pyari si larki apko "i love u" bole to 3 baten ho skti hen 1.uski aankhen khrab hy 2.ya uska diamag kharab ha 3.ya wo khud kharab hai. . .
Friend or girlfriend mein kya fark hota hai? friend wo hai jis se hum udhar lete hai.. aur girlfriend wo hai jiske liye hum udhar lete hai..
Teacher pappu se: “khali jagah poori karo, 900 chuhe kha kar billi ________ chali” pappu: “900 choohe kha kar billi slow-slow chali” teacher gusse se: “khade ho jao, mazak karte ho” pappu: “miss ye bhi maine aapka dil rakhne ke liye keh diya warna 900 choohe kha kar billi ka baap bhi nahi chal sakta“
Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi neend mujhe apni or ghasitati rahi neend ko jhoka mera man mh gya aur 1 raat phir ye inteeligent accha bina padhe so gaya...
Class ki group photo dekhte hue teacher bacchose kahnelagi ki jab tum log bade hoke ye deko ge to kahoge, ye raju hai jo america chala gaya.. ye chandu hai jo london chala gaya.. aur ye pappu hai jo wahi ka wahi reh gaya.. pappu gusse se bola:"or ye humari teacher hai jinka dehant ho gya.
Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na milekabhi bhi kisi ko ishq mein bewafayi na mileaur jo meri es post ko padh kar b like na kareusko thand mein kabhi rajayi naa mile…