Girl check up k liye gai dr ki niyat khrab hogi dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye, girl:kiss q le rahe ho ? dr:checkup k liye, girl:breast q daba rahe ho ? dr:breast cancer check karne ke liye dr starts fucking girl:kya kar rahe ho ? dr:aids checkup girl:check kya krna hai, aids ki to dawayi lene i thi.
Lady 2nd floor se, banana wale ko dekh kr pochti hai. 'kela kesy dega?' banana wala, mem sahab 8 me 12, lady. 7(sath) me 13(tera) lungi, deta hai to upar aaja.
Who r u? why do u message me? who d hell gave u my number? never msg me again. dont disturb me. mene kabhi aisa bola kya? nahi na! to msg karo na.
Garmi ka mosam hai aaegi ab keri wah.... wah.. garmi ka mosam hai aaegi ab keri mai barish kar du paise ki jo tu ho jae meri.
Wen u cry-koi nhi dekta wan u r woried koi nhi dekta wen u r hapy-koi nhi dekta lekin 1din kisi ke sath 'date' pe chle jao to sala pura khandan dek leta hai.
I ask god to giv me a frnd who is smart,charming,cute lovable,inteligent n adorable then he send u to me, bas tab se mera bagwan se vishwas uth gaya.
Shohar biwi se: ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? abi parso hi to.. biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!! kya parso? bolo kya kha tumne? kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!! batao kya parso? shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati. i
Padh-padh kar ho gaya bor . wah....wah.. . padh-padh kar ho gaya bor . upar se kaitrina kahti hai teri or.. teri or
Love in class ? girl's way: sits on the 1st bench, turns back, see the boy sitting on last bench and say: "thank god stupid aya hai" boys way: before the boy could see his girl entering in the class, all his friends starts saying loudly: . . "oye hoye! bhabi aa gai!"
Height of insult- profesor 2 a studnt in classroom- hey, apne baju wale ko utha... . . . . studnt- apne sulaya hai to ap hi uthao... mai kyu uthau??
In a class, mam-bachho u have 2 write an essay on my teacher., after 5 minuts a child stood up & asked- mam mast chamiya ko englis me kya kahte hai?..-