Math teacher..1 me 2 dalain tu kya hota hy? girl:- miss yeh to ap ka hi hosla he hmari to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati he..!
Ek baar heroine ki shaadi producer se hoti hai. . pehli raat ko producer heroine ho kehta hai ki pehle rehersal kar lete hain. . heroine bolti hai rehersal maine director k saath kar li hai aap final take lo.
Santa went to hospital for ecg. nurse: "kapde utaaro aur yahan late jaao!!" santa: "pehle ecg kar lein ??"
Sasur damad se- 6 saal me 6 bacche ye kya majak hai? damad- maine aapse pahle hi kaha tha, garib jarur hu par... aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rkhunga.
Vicky: jab main chhota tha tab is ped par chadh jata tha. sonu: kaise? vicky: tab ye ped bhi chhota tha yaar.
Pathan: raat ko 1 admi ne chaku dekha kar loot lia . dost: lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha pistol hoti hai na . pathan: wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: 1 kala bulb daina ! shopkeeper: kaalay buld ka kia karna hai? . pathan: dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai
Dad scrolls my phone's contact list.- . dad : ye gatua kaun hai? yeh chutiya no2 kaun hai? dilli wali item kaun hai? bhosadchand kaun hai? :o
Log kahte hain english movies dekhne se english aa jati hai mene do saal english movies dekhi or sirf ye english sikhi . . . oh yeah, come on baby, push more, ahh ah oooh ahhhhhhhhhh! :d:d
Ek 7 saal ka bachha apni ek aunty ke saath naha raha thha bache ne aunty ke niche dekha aur bola bachha: “aunty aunty, aapke vaha kut kyu laga hua hai” aunty ne socha chota bachha hai isko bahla deti hu aunty: “beta, vo yaha kulhadi lag gayi thhi isliye kut padd gaya” bachha hairan hote hue: “hey bhagwan ch(.)t mein bhi kulhadi lag gayi :d:d
Santa nadi ke kinare ek gadhi ko chxdne ki koshish kar rahe thhe. par wo jab bhi uske adner dalta, gadhi laat maar ke niche gira deti. ye sab ho hi raha thha to, usko ek ladki nadi mein dubti najar aayi. santa ne bahudri dikha ke kisi tarha se usko bacha liya. ladki ko jab saans vapis aya to santa se boli. ladki: “santa ji, aapne aaj meri jaan bachayi hai, aap jo kuch bhi kahoge main karungi” pathan ne kuch der socha aur bola. santa: “oye, to fir tum hamare liye is gadhi ki taangein pakad ke rakho“ :d:d
Apni sali ke saath x karne ke baad jija bola jija: “tum apni didi se zyada majaa deti ho” saali udaas hote hue: “dekhiye na jijaji, fir bhi mere pati kahte hai tumhari didi jyada maja deti hai“ :d:d