Wife ambulance ko 108 per call karti hai. operator: aapko kya samasya hai? wife: mere pair ki ungli coffee table se takra gayi hai. operator: haste hue aur iske liye aap ambulance bulana chahati hain. wife: nahi, ambulance to mere pati ke liye hai, use hasna nahi chahiye tha naa..

Kehte hai dil‬ se aankhe band karo to life me jisko ‎pyaar‬ kiya uski tasveer‬ dikhti hai.... toh maine bhi try kiya, ‪slideshow‬ chalu ho gaya....

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life, as compared to men. why? a very intelligent man replied: women don't have a wife!

Drunk and driving nitin & manoj daaru pee k ghar ja rahe the. tabhi manoj chillya - nitin, deewar ...abe samne dekh deewar hai ....deewar... dhadaaaaam! they hit the wall. the next day in the hospital manoj asked nitin - harami thukwa diya na kab se keh raha tha deewar hai, deewar hai , deewar hai sale sun hi nahi raha tha tujhe 1 bar bhi khyal nahi aaya ki gharwale intzaar kar rahe honge gharwalo aur bachho per kya beetegi aur agar hum mar jate to gharwalo ka kya hota???? bol ab bolta kyu nahi kutte? ?? nitin karahte hue: - gaadi tu chala raha tha bevde..!!!

Ek ladke ki dukh bhari kahani “jhutha tha wo dost, jo kehta tha jaan bhi mango to de denge.” aaj wo apni girlfriend ko jaan kehta hai aur maango to aage se gaaliya sunata hai.

Ek aadmi ne apne dost se rote hue kaha aadmi: “aaj shaam tak 50,000 rupayon ka intzam nahi hua to is bejati se bachne ke liye mujhe zeher pina padega, kya tu meri madad kar sakta hai?” dost: “kya karoon? mere pass to ek boond bhi nahi hai“

Baba saxidas ke anusar ladko ki sachayi boys apni life mein sirf, ek baar mohabbat karte hai aur baqi mohabbatein, usko bhulane ke liye karte hai

Boy: sorry papa, lonavala aaya hun doston ke saath daaru peene papa: beta mom ko mat batana, main bhi lonavala mein hun, secretary ke saath.

Har khushi se khobsoorat terisham kar doon, apna pyar aur dosti tere naamkar doon, mil jaye agar dubara yeh zindagi, har bar me yeh zindagi tere naamkar du.

Guzri huyi zindgi ko kabhi yad na karna taqdir me jo likha hai uski fariyad na karna hona hai jo ho kar rahega kal ki fikar me aaj ki hasi barbadna karna.

Khud pe bharosa hai to khuda tere sath hai, apno pe bharosa hai to har duatere sath hai, zindagi se harna mat yar zamana ho na ho ye dost hamesha tere sath hai.

Ek toote huwe dil ki aawaaj mujhe kahiye sur jismein hai sab ghum ke woh saaz mujhe kahiye main kon hoon aur kyaa hoon kiske liye zindaa hoon main khud bhi nahi samajha woh raaz mujhe kahiye.