Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya
Dukandar se chota baccha: uncle rang gora karne wali cream hai.. dukandar: haan hai.. baccha: to lagata kyun nahi ,main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.
Beta- papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya? papa- bilkul marte the beta- toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi.
Maine darwaza khola toh uski ankho me ansu, chehre par hansi thi, . . sason me aahen, dil me bebasi thi, . . . . pagli ne pehle nahi bataya ki . . . . . . . darwaze me uski ungli fasi thi…
3 drunk guys entered a taxi. the taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. he told them…. “we have reached”. the 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “thank you”. the 3rd guy gave the driver a slap. the driver was shocked, thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. he asked “whats that for?”. the 3rd guy replied: “control your speed next time..
Petrol ke daam ladkiyo ki tarah hote hai … . . . . . . pata chal jaye ki aap uske bina nahi rahe sakte, . . . . . . . . to unke bhaw badtD3bE hi jate hai
Raat ko jaagta hai ullu raatko jaagta hai ullu . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . neeche kya dhoond rahe ho?? babaji ka thullu??
Admi nadi me dub raha tha bola- ganeshji bachao. ganeshji dance karne lage. aadmi- aap nach kyo rahe ho? ganesh- mere visarjan me tu bahut nacha! ab naachke dikha…
“a cute joke” 1 chhoti si bachi shop keeper k pas gai or boli. jab main barri ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro gy? shopkpr: hans k bola han kr lu ga? l l larki boli to kya, apni hony wal wife ko 1 chocolate b nhi de saktay.?
1 pathan ne fm radio pe call ki. pathan: hum ko 1 batwa mila hai jis mai bohat saara paisa, credit cards or nic card hai, address a-312, block-13 d-1 gulshan e iqbal ka hai. fm host : to aap onhe batwa wapis dena chahte hai.? pathan: hahahaha nahi yara, ose meri taraf se 1 ghamgeen song suna do..
Nurse to engineer: breathe deeply in and slowly exhale, do it 3 times. engineer: ok nurse: what do u feel now.?? engineer: ur body spray is simply awesome babe.
When someone says: nothing can be more complicated than love . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . just throw engineering books on their face.....!!