Once oldman was waitng 4 train..
boy: what’s time….??
oldman: sorry
boy: time…??
oldman: no!
boy: why…?? .
oldman : if i tel u time, u will ask name, my job etc then i ask abt u both of us will b frank. may b u get seat beside me. u may go 2 same city. my daughter will come 2 reciev me. she is beautiful u both may fall in love . then she might insist me 2 marry u & i’m sorry i dont want a son in- law who doesnt even have a watch! . . . . . . .
boy: bohat harami hain uncle aap.. :p
oldman : bohot badhiya