The judge (j.) asks the little girl (lg):
now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your
mummy?
lg ? no, my mummy beats me.
j. ? well then, i guess you want to live with your daddy.
lg ? no, my daddy beats me too.
j. ? well then, who do you want to live with?
lg ? i want to live with the indian cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!