World cup finals: reporter: sir, what if the number of boundaries would also have been equal for both the teams? icc: we would have then compared10th standard mark-sheets of both the captains and decide! #icccricketworldcup2019 #englandvsnewzealandfinal
Anil kumble resigned as head coach of indian cricket team. kahin bhi chale jao, engineers ki job safe nahi hai!
Me: 9204084041 my friend: is this your new mobile number? me: no, this is india's scorecard in the adelaide test!
Indian bowling is hungry (bhuku) so they get some starters (shami) followed by bread (kulcha). they are all over the hungry (panhar) opposition like a rash(raash) which enables them to be the odi kings (raja)!
Sarfraz: jab sab kuch 1992 jaisa ho rha tha toh hum world cup kyon nahi jeete? imran khan: humne 1992 mein burger nahi khaye the!
Unadkat is that bad looking guy in the college who has a hot girlfriend and everyone is jealous of him! #iplauction