Teacher pappu se tang aake ek din usko class mein khada karva ke boli.
teacher: “pappu tum bahut badtameez hote ja rahe ho, batao kya saja dun tumhein?”
pappu piche ki taraf dekh kar teacher se bola.
pappu: “mam, wo ladki jo 2nd last seat pe bethi hai na, uske sath bathroom mein band kar do“