A pakisitani boy got admission in an american
school.
teacher: what’s your name?
boy: ahmad
teacher: no, now you are in america your name is
johny from today.
boy went home.
mom asked: how was the day
ahmad?
boy: i am an american now call me johnny.
mom & dad both got offended and beat him up.
next day he was back to school, all bruised
.
teacher: what happened johnny?
.
.
.
boy: ma’am, just 4 hours after i became american,
i was attacked by two pakistanis..!