Santa: I went for a run but came back home after 2 minutes because I SHARE FacebookTwitter Santa: i went for a run but came back home after 2 minutes because i forgot something. banta: what did you forget? santa: i forgot that i'm fat and can't run for more than 2 minutes.More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke