Banta: That's an awful gash you've got on your forehead! How did you get it SHARE FacebookTwitter Banta: that's an awful gash you've got on your forehead! how did you get it? santa: i bit myself. banta: how the hell did you manage to bite yourself on the forehead? santa: i stood on a chair.More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke