Funny computer quotes :
"if at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0"
"some things man was never meant to know. for everything else, there's google".
"life would be so much easier if we only had the source code."
microsoft: "you've got questions. we've got dancing paperclips."
"i'm not anti-social; i'm just not user friendly"
"i had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: 'outlook not so good'. i said: 'sure, but microsoft ships it anyway'."