A Programmers Meaning for Fun : Programmer : Hey honey SHARE FacebookTwitter A programmers meaning for fun : programmer : hey honey, where all the kids at ? wife : they're all out at their friend's homes... wanna do something fun? ;) programmer : 'that's a great idea! switch the computer on!'More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke